The Queen's Movement

The Queen's Movement Queen Movement Queen's Movement Diagram

The queen is, without a doubt, the most powerful piece on the chessboard. She can move as many squares as she desires and in any direction (barring any obstructions). In the diagram on the left, the blue dots indicate to which squares this particular queen may move. As you can see, she can cover 27 squares. This is a healthy percentage of the board, 42 percent. This is twice as much as the a rook. (However, performance will vary depending on the queen's position.) She captures in the same way that she moves, replacing the unlucky opposing piece that get in her way. (She must, of course, stop in the square of the piece she has captured - unlike the knight the queen may not jump other pieces.) The queen's power is so great that she is considered to be worth more than any combination of two other pieces (with the exception of two rooks). Thus it would be better, under normal circumstances, to sacrifice a rook and a bishop (for example) than to give up a queen. Strategy Note: The queen's power also makes her too valuable to casually risk. Against skilled players, the loss of the queen is nearly equal to losing the game. For this reason, it is generally thought to be unwise to bring the queen out too early. The cluttered board makes her more vulnerable to entrapment. http://www.learnchessrules.com/queens.htm

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A real-life 'Vampire Woman'

Meet Ms Maria Jose Cristerna, a real-life 'Vampire Woman'. The 35-year-old ex-attorney started modifying her body after she divorced her ex-husband, who she said was "abusive". Her modifications include titanium horn implants on her skull, fangs, as well as large ear rings and facial piercings. According to online reports, Ms Cristerna said her tattoos and body modifications made her feel like a "warrior". The mother of three currently works as a tattoo artist and body modification specialist. She has performed previously at a tattoo exhibition where she was suspended from the ceiling from hooks pierced in her skin. (Photos: AFP, Reuters) Maria Jose Cristerna, better known as the "La Mujer Vampiro" or "Female Vampire", poses during a tattoo exhibition in Caracas, Venezuela. She recently made an appearance at the Venezuela Expo Tattoo 2012, where tattoo artists and enthusiasts gathered. The 35-year-old woman is a former attorney who began tattooing her body after her divorce. She is currently a tattoo and body modification artist. She also inserted body modifications into her body, resulting in horn-like protrusions from her skull. Online sources reported her as saying that her ex-husband was abusive and that the tattoos made her feel like a "warrior". Her body modifications include fangs in her teeth. The mother of three children, Ms Cristerna says she would like to send a message to people to not judge others by their appearance. Other modifications include big ear rings and nose rings. Online reports said Ms Cristerna has had body casts made of her for exhibition in museums around the world. Ms Cristerna, also known as "Mujer Vampiro" (Vampire Woman), is seen backstage before a previous exhibition in Guadalajara, Mexico Ms Cristerna performs during an exhibition in Guadalajara, Mexico. http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?109412-Crazy-angmor-choose-to-look-like-vampire-after-marriage-failed

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