A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about
having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience,
they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the
term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."
This made them
both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their
honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the
middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry
again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry
again?" but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn't do
it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke
feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided
she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.
She gently
shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry
again if you want,"
He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I
did it by hand."
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